Prepare the needed materials

To contact me, you will need to acquire, obtain, loot, plunder, or otherwise be able to visualize and summon the following items:

• A pair of socks, with an average color balance that is within the range of RGB (00, FF, AF), and RGB (0F, F0, C0)
• A blade of grass no more than 12' tall but no shorter than the average combined length of a thumb, pinkie toe, and clavicle (for the sake of ensuring accuracy, aim for at least a foot long)
• The wherewithal to hire devin (lowercase d)
• Some sort of granite rock
• A soda can (empty)

Please then take these items, and burn them in alphabetical order. Allow devin to oversee this process.

If you did this right, you will have a direct link to my head. It took years to devise this exact method of communication.

Please do not solicit or loiter

To alternatively consider:

Please take a look at my GitHub account. It is the closest to social media that you'll get out of me.